When all the stars are dead~

Kittie. Single. Sanguinarian vampire Portland, OR USA. Loving life. Aspiring to one day be a successful Pathologist

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last-snowfall:

geardrops:

swanjolras:

out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are pretty smart, y’all. they can see that…

“The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.”

—   The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)

(via meetmeinthemiddlebaby)

“I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.”

—   (via hylophobic)

(via meetmeinthemiddlebaby)

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

—   John Lennon (via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng, via meetmeinthemiddlebaby)

siouxerz:

fuckyeah1990s:

feministmagicalgirl:

oopsygaysy:

bunnyemily:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.

tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt 

I used to wear t-shirts from the band “Slayer” and like these weird dudes would come up to me all the time and would be like “Slayer!! Woo!” and want to talk to me about “Slayer”, and I’m like “I’ve never even heard one song by Slayer, I just like the shirt.” and then they like get this weird confused look on their face and are like “You should listen to Slayer bro! Woo! Slayer.” and now I don’t even wear my Slayer shirts anymore.

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

exactly

(Source: shutitkyle)

cuddlingwithsatan:

blowjcb:

blowjcb:

do you see the shit i have to deal with


im getting worried

the fuck kinda crackers are you eating?

cuddlingwithsatan:

blowjcb:

blowjcb:

do you see the shit i have to deal with

im getting worried

the fuck kinda crackers are you eating?

(via awkwardly-charming)

latticearchive:

roboticavian:

it’s good to see that skeletons are finally being employed in our society

This skeleton probably makes more than I do. Good for you, Reginald

latticearchive:

roboticavian:

it’s good to see that skeletons are finally being employed in our society

This skeleton probably makes more than I do. Good for you, Reginald

(Source: bonsoirgrenouille, via awkwardly-charming)

psych2go:

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“I did not intend to get this drunk”

—    Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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